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im deleting this livejournal in a couple weeks...
i just don't use it anymore... obviously...
so if anyone wants to keep in touch hit me up on myspace or vampire freaks
if you add me you will be approved... if you hate me... well... there's really nothing i can do about it... but i have way too many of these online journals so im deleting a few...
- where are you?..:place of residence
- this makes me...:
accomplished - that nasty racket...:heart shaped glasses- marilyn manson
okay... im sorry... it's been awhile since i last posted...
the following is what has been going on currently in my life... in no particular order...
started back to school... junior year... don't have a math class this year... yay...
got a haircut... short in the front... super short in the back... chocolate brown...
gave blood...
i have to read nineteen books by november... it was twenty eight but i've been busy for the last couple weeks...
on top of nineteen books i have to get thirty AR points... don't ask... they suck the fun out of reading...
have gone through cafiene withdrawel like a million times...
I just scratched my nose...
saw Jim Henson's MIRRORMASK... it was amazing... i recommend it to anyone who liked LABRYNTH...
the computer keeps making this creepy wistling sound... it would keep me up at night if i didn't listen to the radio...
i just saw the movie WARGAMES with Mathew Broderick in it... it was old... but pretty good...
my dogs been getting me up before the ass crack of dawn every morning...
once again im sorry i haven't been on in a while... ive just been busy... doing mostly nothing... but still...
saying:
THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL IS AN ONCOMING TRAIN...
toodles...
- where are you?..:place of residence-bedroom
- this makes me...:
awake - that nasty racket...:reqium-otep
things that have happened... not in order...
1.got the new harry potter book... not done yet...
2.went to the fair... threw my neck out on the octapus... it broke a couple days later... something bit me on the sholder... got a nasty mark... covered it up with a band-aid that took some skin with it as i pulled it off to examine the injury... new band-aid on it now... out of sight out of mind...
3.talked to tamra and aryn(aka: the dirty virgin) they were the ones that took me to the fair...
4.talked to a lot of other friends at the fair...
5.watched THE EXERCISM OF EMILY ROSE right before going to bed... same can be said for arachnaphobia... i coulld literally feel them crawling on me...
6.sort of cleaned my room... its still a mess... not my fault... it would be cleaner if i had my own space...
7.watched RENT several times and sang along...
there's more but i can't think of it... most of it consisted of filling myself up with caffiene and watching movies all night... i wanna get a job... but i really don't like to work... if there's just something out there where i won't have to work i'll be fine...
toodles...
jynyfyr...
confucious saying:
he who masterbates in penut butter is fucking nuts... haha...
- where are you?..:place of residence-my room
- this makes me...:
hungry - that nasty racket...:teenagers-MCR
in other news... the neighbors arn't letting their new dog outside except to do his business... which is good... in a way... the way is bad is the reason... they seem to think that a certain 'bad seed' teenage girl in the neighborhood choked their dog... i am the only teenage girl in the neighborhood... therefore i am the bad seed... so even if the animal control would care enough to listen to me it would all be squashed by the fact that i supposedly murdered the dog...
now this cute little dog did nothing to me... unlike the neighbors who yelled at me on the fourth of july for blowing things up too close to their crappy car... the douchebags... didn't they ever experience the joy of blowing things up?.. obviosly not... id understand this protectivness if it was a nice car... but it's worse then my dad's saturn which i was throwing mini dynamite at... and i wasn't that close to their car anyway... they just didn't like the noise i was making... it could have had something to do with the fact that i shot off one of those huge strings of crackers at four a.m on the fourth... but come on... who out there hasn't done that?..
anyhoo... im bored... and i tend to ramble when im bored... how bout a joke?
a man dies unexpectantly and is getting ready to be buried... the undertaker had a problem with the casket... he decided to ask the widow about it...
UNDERTAKER: ma'am, it seems that your late husband had an erection when he died.
WIDOW:so? i was told that was normal.
UNDERTAKER: well... we can't get the lid closed on the casket.
WIDOW: what are you gonna do?
UNDERTAKER: well... we can remove the problem and uh... placeit in his rectum.
WIDOW: i guess that will have to do.
so the undertaker did what needed to be done... right before they went to bury him he let the widow have a few words alone with her late husband... the widow, upon closer inspection, sees a small tear trickling down her late husbands face... she leans in and wispers in his ear "bloody hurts doesn't it?"
jynyfyr...
- where are you?..:place of residence-my bedroom
- this makes me...:
listless - that nasty racket...:terantuala- smashing pumpkins
some ppl just shouldn't be allowed to own dogs... i don't like it when ppl chain their dogs up in the heat for too long without bringing them in or checking to see that their chain isn't tangled up and they can't get in the shade... my neighbor's little yappy dog died this week from heat exposure... AND THEY WENT OUT AND GOT A NEW DOG!!!!!!?
they don't deserve to have a new dog... i live in an apartment not much bigger than theirs with a dog five times bigger then theirs was... and we keep her inside... even though she tears things up constantly and has way too much energy... they shouldn't be allowed to have a new dog... am i overreacting?..
The first time i see that new dog on a chain in the sun im bringing it in and not taking it back out until its night time and cooled off... i have half a mind to march over there at 1:05 in the morning and tell them what's what... they don't like me anyway... they think im obnoxious... i really don't want the cops called on me though... it would be interesting... im not denying that...
also... if there are any insomniacs out there... talk to me on aim... it's jynyfyr... like my journal... it's easier that way... so i don't forget it...
- where are you?..:place of residence-my bedroom
- this makes me...:
aggravated - that nasty racket...:autopsy song-otep
im back after 9 weeks of no internet... when i was grounded i wasn't allowed to get on... then i got ungrounded and we had lost it because we didn't pay the bill... now we've paid the bill so its back... though now we don't have the satillite dish because we didn't pay the bill...
oh well... her're's a summary of what happened in my life while i was MIA...
i managed to get a c average by the end of the year... yay me... that means no summer school... five friends of mine got into a car accident... all hospitalized for brief periods of time... but all okay... my grandpa croaked... sounds bad when i say it like that... but it was his time to go... i was probably the only one who didn't cry at the funeral... how come they never talk about a person's bad qualities... makes them sound more human... i was asked to be a pallbearer... i said no... grandma threw a fit... i got to be pallbearer... my cousin dressed like a whore... nobody looked at her funny... i show a tiny bit of clevage... people stared at me... old people that i didn't know kept coming up to me and telling me that i've been getting soooo big... i bought IRONSIDE by Holly Black... for anyone who wants to know... it was really good... my hair has turned into a dull brown... and my PUPPY is about 50 pounds...
i think that's all...
this morning i woke up at 11 took a shower and ate a piece of cake...
confucious saying:
a man who stands on toilet is high on pot... a woman who wear g-string is high on crack...
haha
- where are you?..:place of residence- my room
- this makes me...:
cheerful - that nasty racket...:so you dare-chaos underground
anyhoo... i got my keyboard taken... im not allowed to get my driver's liscence til december... its very likely that ill be stuck in summer school unless i can pull a few good grades out of my ass before june first... way before... im grounded until further notice... i dont know when the next time ill be able to get on again will be... maybe i can convince the parentals that i need to do homework and therefore need temporary custody of my keyboard... idk they're pretty pissed at me right now...
i bet you all are wondering what i did to piss the parental units off so much... its really quite simple... i took my gradecard and remade the table in word processor and changed my grades to show THEM... i also forged my dad's signiture on a couple of defency slips that said i was failing two classes... i would've gotten away with it... but this stupid school decided to send a letter home that said if i don't shape the fuck up i will have to go to summer school... i really didn't do that much...
Scott says that if i were his kid he'd lock me up and i will be homeschooled... one of these days he's gonna have kids of his own and i will go over to his house and inform them that if they ever feel the urge to run away they will always have somewhere to go...
i dyed my hair a brown that is so dark it lookes black... bye...
- where are you?..:school
1. Copy and post in your journal.
2. Bold anything that is true.
3. Leave plain anything that is not true.
4. Add something.
001. I miss somebody right now.
002. I watch more tv than I used to.
003. I love olives.
004. I love sleeping.
005. I own a home.
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games.
008. I've done something illegal.
009. I've watched porn movies.
010. I have been in a threesome.
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
012. I like my handwriting.
013. I have acne-free skin.
014. I like and respect Al Sharpton.
(who the fuck is Al Sharpton?)
015. I curse frequently.
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
017. I have a hobby.
018. I've been to another country.
019. I carry my knife/razor/whip/pipe/sword/whatever weapon you want here everywhere with me.
020. I'm really, really smart.
021. I've never broken anyone else's bones.
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
023. I love rain.
024. I'm paranoid at times.
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
026. I need money right now.
027. I love sushi.
(never had it)
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes.
029. I have fresh breath in the morning.
030. I have long hair.
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
032. I have at least one Brother and/or Sister.
033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
034. I shave my legs.
035. I have a twin.
037. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
038. I like the way that I look.
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
040. I know how to do cornrows.
041. I am usually pessimistic.
042. I have mood swings.
043. I think prostitution should be legalized.
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty.
045. I have cheated on a significant other.
046. I have a hidden talent.
047. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
048. I've been sexually intimate with less than ten people
049. I am currently single.
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
051. I enjoy talking on the phone.
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
053. I love to shop.
054. I would rather shop than eat.
055. I would classify myself as ghetto.
056. I'm bourgeoisie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
057. I'm obsessed with my diary.
058. I don't hate anyone.
059. I'm a pretty good dancer.
060. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.
061. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
(other way around)
062. I have a cell phone.
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
067. I have never been in a real relationship before.
068. I've rejected someone before.
069. I currently have a crush on someone.
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
071. I want to have children in the future.
072. I have changed a diaper before.
073. I've had the cops called on me before.
(at school)
074. I bite my nails.
075. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
076. I'm not allergic to anything deadly.
077. I have a lot to learn.
078. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.
079. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie.
080. I am very shy around the opposite sex.
081. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
082. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
083. I have been rejected by someone.
084. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
085. I own the "South Park" movie.
086. I have avoided work to play on OD.
087. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
088. I enjoy country music.
089. I really care about my best friends.
090. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
091. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
092. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
093. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
094. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
095. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
096. Halloween is awesome.
097. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and like it.
098. I have dated a close friend's ex.
099. I'm happy as of this moment.
100. I have gone scuba diving.
101. I've had a crush on somebody you have never met.
102. I've kissed someone I knew I shouldn't.
103. I play a musical instrument.
104. I strongly dislike math.
105. I'm procrastinating on something right now.
106. I own and use a library card.
107. I fall in "lust" more than in "love."
108. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks.
109. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest movies/books ever.
110. I'm obsessed with the tv show "The O.C."
111. I am resentful that I have to grow up.
112. I am an entirely different person around different people.
113. I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
114. I think ramen is one of the best foods in the whole world.
115. I am suffering of a broken heart.
116. I am a nerd.
117. No matter where I am or who I'm with, I always seem to be lonely.
118. I am left handed and proud of it.
119. I try not to change who I am for someone.
120. My heart resides below my feet.
121. I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.
122. I enjoy smoothies.
123. I have had major surgery.
124. I have adopted a pet from the SPCA.
125. I am listening to Radiohead right now.
126. Some people call me by a nickname.
127. I once stole a music stand.
128. I like pumpkin pie.
129. I love NASCAR!
130. I own over 200 CDs.
131. I work 7 days a week.
132. I have mono.
132. I don't have the ability to make decisions without changing my mind.
132.5. I have the ability to make decisions without changing my mind.
133. People tell me I have a horrible sense of humor.
134. I'm still in my PJs.
135. I'm looking for love in all the wrong places.
136. I have a tendency to fall for the wrong boys, or have them fall for me, so I can't help but reciprocate.
137. I'll try anything three times.
138. Done drugs other than alcohol or cannabis.
139. I'm having trouble sleeping.
140. I am a cuddler.
141. I love John Waters films.
142. I have made a pornographic videotape.
143. Sloth is my favorite deadly sin.
(pride)
144. One of my boobs is bigger than the other
(only a little bit)
145. I know all the words to the "Firefly" theme song.
146. I love Dr. Pepper
147. I'm a programmer.
148. I can't explain why I'm unhappy at times.
149. I own and have read all of the Harry Potter books.
150. I like to smell my own hair.
151. I carry a book with me almost everywhere I go.
152. I have an eating disorder.
153. I have flown to a different country to see a band.
154. I have been hospitalized for "mental issues".
155. I have survived totaling a car I was driving.
156. I am addicted to a Manga/anime.
157. Somehow I always seem to get myself into trouble
158. I have dated someone for longer than 5 years
159. I love Eric Szmanda
160. I have lived in three different countries.
161. I have tattoos
162. I have lost someone I cared about deeply.
163. I've filled out an obscenely long quiz.
164. I am not human until I have had some form of caffeine.
165. I cannot use can openers.
166. I can write with both hands.
167. I Heart Taking back Sunday.
168. I can’t sit still for more than an hour.
169. I get writer's block a lot.
170. I don't deserve to be here as much as my brother.
171. I've tried to commit susicide.
172. I hate my life, even though I know I shouldn't.
173. I feel like I have no chance with any one.
174. I use the term "that's stupid" a lot.
175. I have a crush on someone I know I shouldn't.
176. I've seen a close friend 'nekkid'.
176.5 (And I liked it...)
177. I lied on this. Only once though.
178. I eat most everything with chopsticks.
179. I have a secret love for musicals.
just some random facts about me...
- where are you?..:place of residence-my bedroom
- this makes me...: blah
- that nasty racket...:silly world-stone sour
okay... it is my favorite day of the year... and i don't have anything to celebrate with... this sucks... the dirty virgin is coming over... but im not sure wheather we are getting anything or not... there is a possibility... but i just don't know... if we don't it will suck ass...
I wanted to get some from dalton but the stupid idiot got high and then misplaces the rest of his stash... and can't remember where he put it because he was, like i said, high... stupid asshole skipped school today...
overall it was not a very good day... we got our report cards... im faililng history because i don't take notes... which is bullshit... i do all the worksheets and assignments... i read the chapter... i pass most of the tests... yet that stupid bitch is failing me because i don't take notes...
im also failing art... don't ask...
on a happier note...
- where are you?..:place of residence-my bedroom
- this makes me...:
i wish - that nasty racket...:smoked two joints-sublime
i just got an e-mail from a local music station... because i registered i am able to get the cheap tickets for rockfest 2007...
15 bands... for 19.95...
great price huh...
but here is the problem...
there isn't a snowflakes chance in hell that my mother will EVER let me go... just because its at liberty memorial... and ppl have been shot there... but they have cleaned it up since then... she is just paranoid...
15 fucking bands...
i have wanted to go to rockfest for the past three years... and haven't been able too because of where it takes place... every year i get the e-mail... and every year i get this pissed off because i can't go...
whats worse is that there is probably a better turn out this year than it has been in a LONG LONG time...
how unfair is that?..
- where are you?..:place of residence-my bedroom
- this makes me...: aggravated
- that nasty racket...:this is the new shit- marlyn manson
anyhoo... today was rather trying... with about a billion wheather changes... i mean seriously... it was thunder and lightning out when i got up... it was cold and wet but no longer storming when i got to the car... during the day it was still and dark outside... and by the end of the day it was hot and windy without a cloud in sight... god... living in missouri sucks... if you dont like the wheather... stick around five minutes and it will change...
i will leave you with this saying stolen from a t-shirt...
GOD IS WATCHING
someone else... he will tivo you later...
haha...
- where are you?..:place of residence-my bedroom
- this makes me...:
bored - that nasty racket...:hella nervous-gravy train
ive been very energetic and somewhat jumpy for the last couple days... this morning i tried that new ice coffee at mcdonalds... it was tasty... and the cups are super big... i was almost instantly twitchy... and that lasted all morning... its a themed week at school which means we can get away with wearing hats and other things on our heads... which means i have gotten out my trademark kitty cat ears... and im wearing them right now...
at school there are these switches that turn the lights off... but you kneed a paperclip to flip them because they re in a small slit in the wall to keep students from turning the lights off... most of the janitors have keys that they use... anyhoo... today i used a paperclip to turn one off... and i didn't know how many lights it would turn off... but i ended up shutting off all the lights in that section of crowded hallway... ppl thougt that there was an electrical problem... i walked off instantly... a teacher turned them back on... and zach tried to turn them off again... but the athletic coordinator/vice principal #2(aka: mouselinni) stood in front of it... then at the end of the day i turned off two more... they just cant stop me... some might be wondering why i did it... i just felt like it okey... and i could...
my dog is being annoying... three months old and already 38 pounds... shes currently sitting on my bed(which shes not supposed to do) and parking at me... she has recently eaten a shoe of mine and a container of black eyeshadow... i liked that stuff... now i look different... so im a little mad at her... she doesn't care... shes trying to dig a hole in my matress...
confuciious saying:
he who masterbate in penut butter is fucking nuts...
jynyfyr...
- where are you?..:place of residence-my bedroom
- this makes me...: chipper
- that nasty racket...:stone sour-bother
So, how do you tell if your throwing a successful, kick-ass, party? Just take this quick and simple quiz to find out!
Festivity Level One
Your guests are sitting around chatting, nibbling the party food, sipping their drinks. They are admiring your Christmas tree ornaments and stand around the piano singing carols.
Festivity Level Two
Your guests are talking loudly, occasionally to one another. They are wolfing down the food, gulping their drinks, rearranging your Christmas ornaments and sitting on the piano singing "I Gotta Be Me."
Festivity Level Three
Your guests are holding conversations with inanimate objects, gulping other peoples' drinks, wolfing down Christmas ornaments and dancing around the piano shouting the words to "I Can't Get No Satisfaction".
Festivity Level Four
Your guests, food smeared across their naked bodies, are capering around the burning Christmas tree in some unholy ritual. The piano is missing. Unless you rent your home, or own heavy firearms, you generally don't want your parties operating above Level Three. The true test of party success, however, is whether or not the police arrive. If they do arrive, your job as host is to see that they don't arrest anyone. If they are intent on arresting someone, your job is to see that it isn't you. Following is an example of how to successfully handle this situation.
Police: "We've come in response to the complaints."
You: "Complaints? It isn't about the drugs, is it?"
Police: "No, sir, not drugs."
You: "The guns, then? They're complaining about the guns?"
Police: "No, sir. It's about the noise."
You: "Oh, that's all right then. 'Cause there sure aren't any guns or drugs here, heh heh."
[An explosion sounds somewhere behind you]
You: "Or fireworks either! The neighbors complained, did they?"
Police: "No, sir. The neighbors all fled inland hours ago. The recent complaints have come from Kansas."
[At this point a Volkswagen Bug, painted in various arcane symbols, roars out of the living room, down the hall past you and the policemen, out into the front yard and into the nearest tree. Eight naked bodies tumble out, moaning.]
You: "There, you see? It's winding down already."
- where are you?..:place of residence-my bedroom
- that nasty racket...:love in a trashcan-the ravenettes
jynyfyr...
PS: confucious saying:
he who has hand in bush not necissarilly trimming shrubs...
- where are you?..:place of residence-my bedroom
- this makes me...: worried
- that nasty racket...:the bad touch-bloodhound gang
1. she's demonic and bloody but she holds me tight...
2. i keep your photograph i know it serves me well...
3. by the time you come home im already stoned, you turn off the tv and you scream at me...
4. i met her in a hotel lobby masterbating with a magazine...
5. living at home is such a drag, now your mom threw away your best porno mag...
6. well id pop a cap in sancho and id slap her down...
7. partnership in this crime ripping off the best condescending smile...
8. i have to laugh out loud, I wish i didn't like this, is it a dream or a memory...
9. our heads are bowed in silence, to remember her last sentence...
10. her mind is tiffany twisted, she got the mercedes benz, she got a lot of pretty pretty boys she calls friends...
god my computers being a bitch today...
- where are you?..:place of residence-my bedroom
- that nasty racket...:so you dare-chaos underground
anyhoo... yesterday i
got two tests back and failed them both... i knew i was going to fail them... and one was only like sixteen points... so it was more of a quiz... the other was a history test... after i took it i knew i was going to fail... i didn't notice anything on it... i guessed on the entire thing... i got a forty-eight percent... which i think is good... the average of guessing every single answer is about fifteen... im above average yay...
anyhoo... i locked myself out of the house... so i had zach(aka the jackass who keeps humping my leg in public like hes a dog) and another kid who i believe has no name... he lives behind me and i still don't know his name... well they were trying to help me break into the house... the kid with no name was holding one of those swingset slides and zach was standing on it trying to get a window open... while i just stood back and observed... it didn't work... my house is impossible to break into... we tried everything short of cutting the screen and we considered it when it started to rain... the window was even open and we still couldn't get in because of the screen... so i was stuck outside in the rain until my sister got home... half an hour later... and i had to pee... then she gets home and informs me that she has lost her key to the house... so were both stuck outside and i still had to pee... so i went to a neighbors house and used their bathroom and left my sister at a friend's and proceeded to wait outside...
marie eventuallly came to rescue me and i went to her house and ate like a cow... and then i came home and ate some more... but i had diet mountain dew so all was good... i also had a diet pepsi earlier in the day...
confucioius saying:
woman who wears a g-string high on crack...
jynyfyr...
- where are you?..:place of residence-my bedroom
- this makes me...: bored
- that nasty racket...:Xtasy-crystal method
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
- It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
- It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
- It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
- It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...
Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
Disgust "Fuck me."
Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
Despair "Fucked again..."
Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost "Where the fuck are we."
Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"
Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
Directions "Fuck off."
Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"
- It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
- It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
- It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
- It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."
- It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...
- "What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima - "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic - "That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon - "Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon - "Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn - "Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle - "What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher - "Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein - "It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso - "How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras - "You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo - "Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney - "Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary - "I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc - "Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah - "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy
- where are you?..:place of residence-my bedroom
- that nasty racket...:enjoy the silence-depeche mode cover by lacuna coil
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that," she said, "But what is so exciting about a period." "Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "But this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
jynyfyr...
PS: the dirty virgin is going to kill me for posting this... but... she is well on her way to becoming an aunty... she thinks it makes her sound old... yay for aunty dirty virgin... please don't hurt me... i love you...
and now... a word of advice from jynyfyr...
If you loan somebody twenty dollars and you never see that person again... it was probably worth it...
this has been advice from jynyfyr...
- where are you?..:place of residence-my bedroom
- that nasty racket...:enter the sandstorm-crystal method
i was in an oddly good mood that started to detereorate around sixth hour... mainly because they dont leave me alone... the kids in sixth hour i mean...
also
- where are you?..:place of residence-my bedroom
- this makes me...: restless
- that nasty racket...:voodoo-godsmack
anyhoo... some months back i was watching HGTV(give me a break... i was bored)... i saw a tv that could be hooked up in a shower... i wanna ask you all...
What movie would you like to watch in the shower?..
please say something other than porn... be creative... not perverted... if you must choose porn... at least name a specific type of porn...
i would personnally like to watch............PSYCO... hahahaha...
- where are you?..:place of residence-my bedroom
- this makes me...:
creative - that nasty racket...:that one song-that one band
